~ Chapter 86: Colly Tos for the win! ~ (Part 1)

[Illsyore’s point of view]

For a man, Heaven and Hell could easily be compared with the Love and Wrath of the woman or women he married.

Such was the case of a certain Dungeon Lord who stirred both of them in his wives. The anger coupled with the lust, love, and desire sent me on an upward spiral towards the ninth cloud. It was paved with kisses, moans, scratches, bites, and bone-breaking hugs offered in no peculiar order.

Thankfully, there was no need for me to build another house, I had plenty to spare in the town. We used the closest one we could find, and my wives didn’t even bother to ask where and how we got here. It was enough to tell them that I built it after my battle with The Darkness. Meanwhile, I left Tamara to do as she pleased in the town. Like a curious kitten, she went around exploring. The spirit of adventure was strong in this one!

When the fun and joy of the foursome ended, I pretended to be exhausted, otherwise, I feared it would last till the end of the week, and I had another wife waiting for me.

My life can’t get any more complicated than this... I thought while keeping my eyes shut and withholding from scratching that infernal itch on the tip of my nose.

Normally, I would have been overjoyed with this and even encouraged them to continue for a while, but I couldn’t forget about Zoreya.

“Illsy’s asleep?” Shanteya asked as she moved.

The feeling of those beautiful mounds of hers moving on top of me was... divine.

“Yes...” Ayuseya replied while offering me a similar sensation on my back.

“This stupid husband of ours... Who do you think you are fooling?” asked Nanya.

Oh please no! Please no! Please no! Please no! I prayed in my mind.

She bit my neck.

“Yeouch!” I screamed.

“Ara~ He was faking it.” Shanteya said and showed me a smile so cold I could feel it sinking into my bones.

“Erm...” I gulped.

“Idiot!” Nanya pushed me down and straddled me, Ayuseya held my arms while I laid with my back on top of her.

I was sandwiched between two beauties... or more like I was held captive by them.

“Erm... Can we talk about this?” I asked.

“Denied!” Shanteya retorted right before she stole my lips.

Thus, another eight hours went by... and thanks to the stupid [Bond of Trust II] there was plenty of energy left to spare.

Thankfully, there were only three of them to please... for now.

[Ayuseya’s point of view]

A normal human would have been completely exhausted after a few hours. The same for an el’doraw and maybe a demon as well, but a draconian would have lasted for at least 12 hours. Still, this was if they were all normal individuals and not a Godlike Dungeon Lord. Because of this, I could say that I was fully satisfied by the end of our... little game. The same could be said about my friends, Nanya and Shanteya.

It was a surprisingly interesting adventure, which I would have normally declined because I wished to keep Illsy to myself, but in the light of recent events, I went with the flow.

After two days of constant lovemaking and several broken beds, our moment of passion finally came to an end, and we all laid exhausted in Illsy’s arms.

“I’m happy you won...” Nanya whispered.

“Me too... The alternative wasn’t pleasant.” he replied.

“I see... What happened to Zoreya?” she asked.

“Of this, I’m also curious. How did you make her into your fourth wife?” I asked him and wiggled closer to him.

My chest pushed against his arm, and I softly licked his nape. It was an instinctual play, a way to mark him as mine.

“That tickles!” he laughed and replied with a squeeze of my bottom.

“Ahn~!” I let out a soft moan and drew closer to him.

“Enough you two.” Nanya glared at me.

I stuck out my tongue at her and laid my head down on Illsy’s shoulder.

“Ahem! Well, Zoreya was dying... and I couldn’t use magic to heal her because of a certain god’s stupid Divine Energy interfering. I struck a deal with him, and I was able to eventually heal Zoreya by making her my wife.” he explained briefly.

“What sort of deal?” Shanteya asked.

She was laying on top of him, with her chin resting on his chest.

“He gave me a name. I’m now called Illsyore Deus. Yeah, the pun was intended.” he let out a sigh.

Pun? What pun? I don’t get it... I thought.

The name was a rather strange one, but it didn’t ring any bells for me.

“I let him become my god or something like that, then I had to accept Zoreya as my wife while knowing she was going to serve her god. It’s... complicated, but that’s probably the gist of it.” he shrugged.

“I see... a contract of sorts.” said Nanya.

“So where is she now?” I asked him.

“Inside my Inner Mind. Something must have happened when I healed her because when she wakes up, she turns red and then faints... That’s why I came over to ask for your help. Maybe one of you has an idea?” he explained.

“I see...” said Shanteya as she looked up at him.

“What?!” Nanya got up and looked at him with a furrowed brow.

“Erm...” Illsy looked at her with a wry smile.

“Why didn’t you tell us sooner?!” she retorted.

“I tried! Seven times already, but between kiss-stealing and moans, I barely had a chance to finish the idea even ONCE!” he retorted.

“No excuses! Let’s go! Now!” Nanya ordered.

She wasn’t being mean, she was just worried about the crusader. After her little moment of lust madness went away, and she reaffirmed her position as a woman and part of this harem, she was able to think clear.

“I agree. Let us go.” I nodded and got up.

It was a bit sad to part with the warmth of his body, but from now on, I was thinking of requesting to sleep by his side every night.

“Alright.” Illsy nodded.

We quickly got dressed, although, our mixed scent still lingered around us. We didn’t mind it though, it was the proof that Illsy belonged to us. He was our mate... our husband.

A moment later, we were absorbed by Illsy.

[Nanya’s point of view]

Just thinking about the past two days with Illsy made me go all ‘funya~ funya~’ and feel weak in my knees. Well, I was probably exaggerating just ‘little’ because it had been so long since I last made love to Illsy. To be completely honest, this time around felt like it was the best of them all. As for the reason behind this... well... I think it was because of The Darkness. With that nasty part of him gone, Illsy felt different in a good way.

It was one of those things only a wife could tell about her husband; like when he was feeling down or when something good happened to him. It was a subtle thing... a very subtle thing.

When our fairly long moment of passion came to an end, we returned to his Inner Mind to check up on Zoreya. He apparently made her his wife in order to save her life, or so we were told, but my intuition was telling me that wasn’t everything. It may have just began, but there was certainly a spark of love for that woman inside Illsy’s heart. It was just enough to rile up my desire to keep a good hold on my idiotic lover.

“Here we are... As I said. When she wakes up, she faints again.” Illsy told us.

This... Is he serious? I asked myself as I looked with big eyes at the poor naked woman floating in this vast empty space.

“She’s been asleep all this time?” Shanteya asked.

“I left her in a suspended animation state. She’s safe.” he shrugged.

This idiotic husband of ours couldn’t see what was wrong with this picture. Or maybe he didn’t want to see it? Either way, this was wrong. This was definitely wrong.

“Strange... I wonder why?” Ayuseya asked.

I slowly looked back at her with a blank expression on my face.

“Really?” I asked.

“What’s wrong, Nanya?” she asked looking back at me.

“Really?” I repeated myself.

“Pardon me, but I don’t understand.” she furrowed her brow.

“Sigh...” I shook my head and rubbed my temples.

Idiots. All of them are idiots! I told myself.

“If you know something about this, you should tell us.” Shanteya spoke.

I looked at her and squinted my eyes.

“Nanya? Please. This is important.” said Illsy.

The idiots were all looking at me as if I was holding the secret of the entire Universe and didn’t wish to share it with them. I could only stare back at them and wonder just how much they bothered with actually taking a closer look at this whole situation.

“You really want to know?” I asked them while curving my lips up into a smile.

“Yes! Please!” Illsy replied nodding.

“You really REALLY want to know?” I asked again.

“Yes!” he nodded fast.

“Sigh... All right. Come over here. Closer.” I urged him until he was just a palm away from me.

All of them were waiting anxiously.

“Alright... Here it is.” I took deep breath and then shouted at the top of my lung right in his ear “SHE’S NAKED!”

“Yeaouch!” he yelped and jumped back, rubbing his ear.

Even Shanteya and Ayuseya flinched.

Well, it was to be expected. The answer was so obvious it was literally in plain sight, and I literally had no idea why none of them was able to figure it out. It was the same as putting the answer to the riddle in the question of the riddle itself. Something like: What animal barks, howls, and wags its tail like a hornless Dayuk?

Unfortunately, these fellows surprised me by answering: a cat.

Letting out a sigh, I shook my head and approached the naked woman. As far as I could tell, Illsy healed her nicely. There were no marks or scars left behind. It was as if she never suffered any sort of injury in her entire life. Then again, to say Illsy messed up something during the healing process was also a bit unbelievable. He healed me, Ayuseya, Shanteya, and even Tamara from some rather dreadful injuries, the likes of which would have certainly left a scar of sort behind.

The only reason I could think of her suddenly fainting after waking up was because of the fact that she was a shy fellow who found herself butt naked in front a man. If I was in her place, I would have kicked Illsy right between the legs. Well, now I would avoid that area because even if the head on his shoulders stopped working, I didn’t wish for the same fate on the other one.

“Illsy. Wake her up and then get out.” I told him while he was still trying to understand why she kept fainting.

“But before you do, bring me the chest with a small diamond shape above the lock.” Ayuseya said.

“Huh? What chest?” Illsy blinked surprised when he looked back at her.

“Among my chest, there’s one with a single diamond symbol carved above the lock; not two or three, just one. Can you get it for me?” she asked.

“Sure... I’ll go and send it your way, but do I really need to go?” he asked as he looked back at me.

“Yes. We’re not being mean to you, Illsy. But I have a feeling Zoreya is of the really shy type without her armor on. Go outside and play with Tamara or something.” I replied and then gently tapped his cheek.

“Alright... I’ll go.” he nodded. “But before I do so.” he smirked and then stole my lips.

I let him, then he stole Ayuseya’s and Shanteya’s as well.

After he flew away, Zoreya showed signs of waking up.

[Shanteya’s point of view]

My~ what could I say? The fact that Nanya ‘snapped’ was a good thing. Illsy’s embrace was wonderful, and the following hours were a true bliss. As for what ensued afterwards, it was a bit unexpected.

In my opinion, I saw nothing wrong with the fact that Zoreya was naked, but maybe that was because we spent the last two days like that. When I was around Illsy, it didn’t really matter if I had clothes on or not. But yes, any other woman wouldn’t have felt the same way around him.

“Maybe because Zoreya was together with us for such a long time, we never actually gave it a second thought?” Ayuseya asked.

“It could be.” Nanya replied with a shrug.

The chest requested by the draconian came flying and stopped a few meters away from me.

I don’t think Illsy was able to do this when The Darkness was still here. I thought.

“I asked for this specific chest because I know for a certain that I have a gown in there that she could use. It’s made of a thick fabric. For me it’s a bit too short, but it should be perfect for her.” Ayuseya said while searching through the chest.

“Is it similar to the one you wore during that first night?” I asked her as I remembered the rather daring nightgown she wore to ‘please’ Illsy.

“Ara? Now that I remember, I should wear that more often. I think Illsy loves enticing clothes.” she let out a giggle.

Looking back at Zoreya, I could see now the ‘reason’ why Illsy wanted to make her his wife and not a slave or a pet. This human woman had a rather generous chest size, and her figure was truly captivating. If she put on a frilly dress and wore a crown on top of her head, you would think she was the princess of some foreign country.

“A rival? Definitely a rival...” muttered Nanya as she poked the woman’s chest.

How cute! She’s jealous! Well, she does have the smallest cup out of the three of us. I wonder if Zoreya’s are bigger? I think they are... Ah~ Poor Nanya. I smiled inwardly while I thought about this.

“Mn... Where... Where am I?” Zoreya asked as she finally opened her eyes and looked around.

When her gaze wandered over her own naked form, she let out a cute ‘EEP!’ and covered herself with her hands while blushing strongly.

“Wh-why a-am I-I n-n-n-naked?” she asked.

Her eyes were spinning.

“Here you go! Wear this for now!” Ayuseya said as she offered her the orange satin gown, which was like a one-piece for her.

“Erm... Thank you.” she put it on.

“What’s the last thing you remember?” Nanya asked.

After she got dressed, she looked back at us, and with a furrowed brow, she replied “Illsyore... looking at me... while... I was n-n-n-naked.” she stuttered at the end while her cheeks went full red.

“How cute~.” I said and giggled.

“A rather innocent one, isn’t she?” Ayuseya remarked.

Zoreya looked down embarrassed.

“W-Without m-my armor, I’m a bit... shy.” she replied.

“Interesting.” I said rubbing my chin.

It should be fun to help Illsy tame her. I’m sure she’ll moan quite cutely too! I thought.

“Shanteya?” Ayuseya called out to me while I was scheming... I mean planning.

“What is it?” I asked with a smile.

“You are drooling.” she squinted her eyes at me.

“Ara? Pardon me. I was thinking about... food.” I giggled and looked away.

That was dangerous. I told myself.

“Well, leaving those two aside. Zoreya, are you feeling alright? Is there anything wrong with your body?” Ayuseya asked.

“Yes, but I’m afraid Melkuth has abandoned me.” she gazed down with a sad look in her eyes.

“Why do you say so?” I asked.

Her story was a bit different from the one told to us by my husband.

“Since I became Illsy’s wife... it means that I have forsaken the oaths I took as an Apostle of Melkuth. I am no longer fit to wield his Shield.” she told us.

She already calls him ‘Illsy’. My~, just for how long has she been in love with him? I thought.

“I wonder about that.” Nanya said rubbing the back of her head.

“For now, if there’s nothing wrong with her, we should let Illsy know and return to the outside world.” suggested Ayuseya.

“Agreed.” nodded Nanya.

“Outside world?” Zoreya looked at us confused.

“Right now, if you haven’t noticed, we’re floating in a seemingly endless space.” said Ayuseya.

“It appears so... Where are we?” she asked as she looked around while trying not to move too much.

“Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.” I told her.

“To put it bluntly, we’re currently inside Illsy... and don’t take that the wrong way. He didn’t eat us.” explained the demoness.

“Erm... I don’t think I follow.” she shook her head.

“It’s similar to a separate dimension in which Dungeons store their materials.” I said.

“Hm...” she furrowed her brow.

Poor girl, she must be so confused right now... All of us were at the beginning, but she’ll get used to it. I thought.

“Illsy! You can take all of us out now!” shouted Nanya.

In the following moment, a bright light covered all of us, and we were taken to the outside world. There, the town built by Illsyore, the Godlike Dungeon Lord, was spread before our very eyes.

Amazing... I thought.

[Illsyore’s point of view]

Of all the things that could happen, to be kicked out of my Inner Mind by my own wives was something I never expected. Well, how was I supposed to have known that Zoreya’s embarrassment towards being naked in front of me was the actual reason she kept fainting like that?

“I honestly had no idea! It was logical, but not for me at that time!” I shouted at the top of my lungs.

Well, screaming at the clouds didn’t do much to help relieve my stress. At the very least, I knew that while I was fooling around with my wives, Zoreya was safe and sound in the stasis I left her in. For her, time had stopped... well not exactly, but close enough.

Letting out a sigh, I spread my Dungeon Territory and searched for my stray cat. I wanted to pet something, and her fluffy fur was going to be just PERFECT. But if I caught a Dayuk, I was going to wrangle him up as well.

Meanwhile, I also kept an eye out for anything out of place in this town. It had been a few days since my battle with The Darkness, so there was a chance curious adventurers lingered around to complete their scouting missions.

I also took the liberty of fixing my clothes and absorbing the remains of Zoreya’s broken armor. There was also her shield, but there was no way I could lift it, right?

Then I remembered what Melkuth told me when he named me, that I sort of became his follower.

“It can’t be that simple, right?” I thought.

With shrug, I walked over to Melkuth’s Shield and picked it up.

It was as light as a feather.

“Huh? Strange. Is this thing broken?” I wondered.

“MASTER!” the cat’s call was heard right before she jumped in my arms and rubbed her furry head on my chest.

“Easy there, Tamara! I’m back, relax!” I smiled and petted her.

[Holy God of Big Boobs’ point of view]

After the long battle against The Darkness, the balance of the Heavens was finally restored, at least for now, but I feared that my follower’s journey had just begun.

At the moment, I was helping myself to a cup of tea in Melkuth’s office. He was having a big cup of coffee. This day stressed him out a bit more than he had expected.

“I still can’t believe it...” grumbled the god.

“What?” I asked as I took a sip of my drink and peeked through one of my portals at my wife’s big boobs.

How lovely! My angel’s taking a bath! Those big voluptuous mountains of hers are being soaked in the foam of Divine Soap making her figure divine! Eh? Did she just look my way? Why are you picking up your bow? Wait! Wait! I thought, but before I had the chance to close the portal, she let loose an arrow aimed at my forehead. “AGYAAA!” I screamed in pain.

“Idiot.” grumbled the God of War as he calmly sipped his coffee.

“But... But I don’t understand! How did she know I was peeping?!” I retorted.

“Woman’s intuition against perverts?” shrugged the god.

“There’s no such thing!” I shouted at him.

“The arrow in your head says otherwise.” he pointed out.

“Ugh... Help me out!” I cried.

“No.” he retorted and looked away.

Melkuth was gazing back at the mortal world. To be more specific, he was spying on Illsyore, the newest recruit to his long list of followers.

“Hm? What is he doing?” he said all of a sudden.

“Ugh... This bloody thing!” I grumbled as I struggled to pull the arrow out of my forehead.

My wife was cruel, but alas, not many knew her as I did... with all those perfectly delicious details! Once I returned to her side, I was going to stick like glue to her chest! But of course, I wasn’t going to neglect my other wife either.

“Hey! You can’t be serious! Only a TRUE Apostle can pick up that shield. Besides Zoreya, you....” he said something then he stopped and froze.

“What’s wrong?” I asked him.

“WHAT THE BLEEP!” he shouted at the top of his lungs.

“It’s not nice to use such words.” I said while shaking my head, the arrow still stuck in my forehead.

“He picked up my shield?! He picked up my shield! How?! That’s not possible! NO! NO! NO!” he smashed the cup on his desk, spilling all the hot coffee on himself. “AARGH! SON OF A...! OF ALL THE BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!” he cursed.

I shrugged.

“You’ll get over it. Maybe he’s a bit special when it comes to Divine Items?” I asked.

“HOW?! There shouldn’t be anything that makes him SPECIAL?!” he shouted back.

“Who knows?” I shrugged.

There were a lot of things about Illsyore that simply didn’t fit in the ‘Normal’ category of this world.